From the neck up, it’s all good. From the neck down, it’s all high school gym shirt and sweatpants covered in cat hair.
It is the greatest news story of the year.
Mindy Kaling on Howard Stern, 9.15.14
I can’t wait until I graduate and get a real job so I can be extremely stressed out about one specific thing instead of four different things.
The struggle to find other lesbians is real
single local* lesbians
single local lesbians who find me attractive*
single local lesbians who I find attractive and who also find me attractive*