Walking behind a group of college bros yesterday
Bro 1: I have to go to LA next week.
Bro 2: Why?
Bro 1: I got my mom tickets to go to a taping of the Ellen show for her birthday.
Bro 2: Dude, are you serious? You're going to see Ellen.
Bro 1: Yeah, for my mom.
Bro 2: I LOVE ELLEN! I'm so jealous! How did you get tickets? I keep trying but you have to get them, like, a year in advance.
Bro 1: ...Yeah, I had to get them really early...
Bro 2: Ugh, I am so jealous of you right now.