And back to not caring about any of these sports for another four years.
God damn it, Mom. Why didn’t you force me to do a sport?
I could have a gold medal and you could be in a commercial right now.
Why do the Olympics have to end?
Nathan Adrian (Swimming)
WHY DID I GO ON TWITTER
I KNEW I WOULD BE SPOILED ABOUT WOMEN’S VAULT
AND I WAS

Jonathan Horton (Men’s Gymnastics)
Michael Phelps must be so sick of hearing the National Anthem.
I got up at 8:30 this morning to watch soccer.
I would say that this is what the Olympics does to me, but no, it’s just soccer.
I’m a soccer fan now. The USWNT has made me a soccer fan.
Hope Solo (Women’s Soccer)
Aly Raisman (Women’s Gymnastics)